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Kenny Powers quotes from 2 of Season 1 (10 quotes)
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Now then, I think you're body's awesome. You've got great tits. But, I'm a little concerned about your bill of health. I'm going to insist upon you using some sort of protection. I've got a dental dam in the globe compartment of my truck. You can just grab that. It's a rubber for your mouth. It's not that big of a deal, OK? And besides, it's not just for my protection. You don't know what shit I got either.
— Kenny Powers
Season 1   Episode 2,         Comment
I broke that birdbath for you cause I knew you hated it, cause we're the same. I hate that fucking thing too. A stork, wrapped around a tree branch, that's the stupidest thing I've ever seen before. You know that's how the plague started, back in the day. It was from a little disgusting birdbath in someone's backyard that rats some made sex to birds in it and created a whole new type of AIDS.
— Kenny Powers
Season 1   Episode 2,         Comment
One time I was invited to come to a social gathering. I was paid a hansom amount of money and I brought a shotgun and a bottle of Tanqueray and showed those people the best fucking time they've ever seen.
— Kenny Powers
Season 1   Episode 2,         Comment
The humongous part about being a celebrity is cashing in on it-- making shitloads of money, having expensive, luxurious things. That way, in case one day you're not famous, you can still be rich as hell and better than everyone around you.
— Kenny Powers
Season 1   Episode 2,         Comment
How much will y'all give me if I slam dunk this thing into the trashcan?
— Kenny Powers
Season 1   Episode 2,         Comment
This is a real job, it's not like teaching kids. I can't get fucked up.
— Kenny Powers
Season 1   Episode 2,         Comment
Where were you? I told you to wait in the car. Why is there silver shit all over your face? Doing what? Giving Robocop a blowjob?
— Kenny Powers
Season 1   Episode 2,         Comment
I gotta come clean, babe. There is one image in my life that consistently makes me happy no matter when I think about it, and that image, that one image, is your big tits.
— Kenny Powers
Season 1   Episode 2,         Comment
This is about me loving you... for real. And not in a 'just to make me come' kinda way. In a real way.
— Kenny Powers
Season 1   Episode 2,         Comment
Funny thing, when you're on top of the world, every motherfucker wants to get a piece of your ass. But then, you take a little time off from being unstoppable just to regroup and relax, no one will give you the time of day. This face used to cash fucking checks. And this dick... wwheeewww.... I guess Kenny Powers ain't what he used to be.
— Kenny Powers
Season 1   Episode 2,         Comment