Today I'm here for you, Jefferson Davis Middle. Being a man of my stature, walking in here on day one was the lowest point of my life. But now, I realize that God had a purpose. God wanted to show me hell so that when I got back to heaven, I would finally appreciate it. And for that, I would like to thank each and every one of you. Because, without that knowledge, without that lesson, I never would have been able to..... What the fuck man, I'm trying to give a memorable speech here.